Although my personal real estate license is limited to the State of Indiana; I am now offering for a limited time only a special Venutian Real Estate License. This license unlike the typical Earthly American style license is not limited to real estate on the Planet Venus.
I am sure that you have heard of the infamous literary marvel Women are from Venus; Men are from Mars [or is that the other way around?]. Well, this license understands not only the concept, but the fact that Venus is filled with beauty. Therefore, the Venutian Real Estate License is now available for the procurement of Heavenly Bodies. This is actually a celestial license since it is not limited to the Heavenly Bodies found on Venus. The holder of the license may buy, sell, and/or rent Heavenly Bodies as he or she desires.
If you would like to apply for a license . . . it is easy. “NO CLASS” required. Simply send me a Hundred Dollars [in unmarked twenties], and I will provide you with a license. Please note this is simply a license, not a get out of jail free card. Your activities and endeavors are of a personal business matter, and not subject to my personal standards.
Now you may be thinking . . . what does this posting have to do with the normal commentary found here . . . well, I am glad that you thought that. This satirical moment was and is a response to my eldest son’s commentary on his blog of December 8, 2006.
I am sure that you have heard of the infamous literary marvel Women are from Venus; Men are from Mars [or is that the other way around?]. Well, this license understands not only the concept, but the fact that Venus is filled with beauty. Therefore, the Venutian Real Estate License is now available for the procurement of Heavenly Bodies. This is actually a celestial license since it is not limited to the Heavenly Bodies found on Venus. The holder of the license may buy, sell, and/or rent Heavenly Bodies as he or she desires.
If you would like to apply for a license . . . it is easy. “NO CLASS” required. Simply send me a Hundred Dollars [in unmarked twenties], and I will provide you with a license. Please note this is simply a license, not a get out of jail free card. Your activities and endeavors are of a personal business matter, and not subject to my personal standards.
Now you may be thinking . . . what does this posting have to do with the normal commentary found here . . . well, I am glad that you thought that. This satirical moment was and is a response to my eldest son’s commentary on his blog of December 8, 2006.
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